A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They
walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a
peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, ...

Two women get on an elevator. The first woman reeks of perfume and the second says, "What's that perfume?"
The first responds, "Chanel #5, $99.00 a bottle." The elevator stops on the fourth ...

A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company.
Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he ...

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old ...

Wife to Husband: If I die, I want you to promise me, in the funeral procession, you'll let my mother ride in the first car with you.
Husband: All right, but it will ruin my day.

A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to really ticked if it's ...

A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him.
She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked "Do I know you?"
The woman answers "I think your the ...